Cory Booker Stories

Things Cory Booker did. One hundred percent actual and factual. And yes, he wrote that line.

Science

Gravity is the earth trying to keep Cory Booker as close as possible.

Kim Jong Nuh-Uh

Cory Booker hacked the North Korean missile from his phone on the way to the hospital. (via @EricUhm)

The Green Jacket

Bubba Watson doesn’t play golf. Cory Booker gave him a pep talk before the Masters. (via @macdoogs)

Good Luck

Ladders don’t walk under Cory Booker.

In Skokie, Illinois

Cory Booker pulled over Keyzer Soze’s car thirty seconds after Usual Suspects ended. 

When Chuck Norris has nightmares, Cory Booker turns on the light & sits with him until he falls back asleep. (via @MilesGrant)

When Chuck Norris has nightmares, Cory Booker turns on the light & sits with him until he falls back asleep. (via @MilesGrant)